In what has amounted to one of the biggest celebrity scandals of the year, Tiger Woods has implied with his admission of past "transgressions" that there may be truth to the speculation that Tiger Woods has been unfaithful to his wife.
What is certain, however, is that all eyes are on the golf pro and many are blinking with dollar signs.
Chief among such opportunists is Vivid Entertainment co-founder Steve Hirsch who is now offering $1 million for any "Tiger Woods mistress" capable of proving an affair with Tiger Woods.
The adult entertainment production company is reportedly interested in suspected Tiger Woods' girlfriends Jaimee Grubbs, Rachel Uchitel, and Kalika Moquin.
Vivid's offer would be immediately payable to the first woman who can produce a "Tiger Woods Sex Tape."
But does such a thing exist?
If it does, the public will likely know about it sooner than later.
Clearly thrown to the business and media lions looking to produce a quick buck, anything and everything that could further damage Tiger Woods' reputation will almost certainly rise to the surface faster than Tiger himself can say "PGA," which, in this case, probably stands for "please go away."
Brief and to the Point:
In the meantime, have some fun with this parody!