| What She Says | What She Means |
| We need | I want |
| It's your decision | The correct decision should be obvious by now |
| Do what you want | You'll pay for this later |
| We need to talk | I need to complain |
| You're...so manly | You need a shave and you sweat a lot |
| You're certainly attentive tonight! | Is sex all you ever think about? |
| I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! | I've got my period |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient | I want a new house |
| I want new curtains | and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper... |
| I need wedding shoes | the other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white |
| Hang the picture there | No, I mean hang it there! |
| I heard a noise | I noticed you were almost asleep |
| Do you love me? | I'm going to ask for something expensive |
| How much do you love me? | I did something today you're not going to like |
| I'll be ready in a minute | kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV |
| Is my butt too big? | Tell me I'm beautiful |
| You have to learn to communicate | Just agree with me |
| Yes | No |
| No | No |
| Maybe | No |
| I'm sorry | You'll be sorry |
| Do you like this recipe? | It's easy to fix so you'd better get used to it |
| I'm not yelling! | Yes I'm yelling because I think it's important |
| All we're going to buy is a soap dish | It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few purses, and those sheets would look great in the bedroom and did you bring your checkbook? |
A Dude's Guide To Female English
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